The spirits of the brain are directly connected to the testicles. This is why men who weary their imagination in books are less suitable for procreative functions...

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When a man tires his imagination with reading, he is less suited for the procreative function of sex. This is because his brain is still not fully organized. It is possible to have a good brain and a good sex life at the same time, but it is difficult.

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